North Korea, Best Korea!
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Randomize
