i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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