Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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