do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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