you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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