just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Randomize