Do you still have your period?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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