do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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