don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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