I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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