hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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