Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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