I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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