I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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