is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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