i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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