Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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