I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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