How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Floor bacon is actually really good
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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