What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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