she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
