That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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