My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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