How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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