to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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