The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Randomize
