If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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