God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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