It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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