I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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