did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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