Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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