I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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