She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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