Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I smell like Dick and happiness
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