I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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