Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I think a kid would responsible me up
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
