People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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