Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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