So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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