I'm drive I can fine osifer
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
what day is it and did you see me today?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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