He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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