Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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