doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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