I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It's rum buckets o'clock
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