Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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