Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
God, you're like boner-b-gone
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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