The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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