Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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