do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Betty ford says i'm here all night
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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