We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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